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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Weird, Wacky and Wonderful on the Web 

Oklahoma's Tulsa Drillers gave out Moses bobbleheads, complete with Ten Commandments. No truth that first 10,000 customers were struck by lightning. Teams will do anything for a prophet these days. Moses Malone bobbleheads, that we understand. He was part of the last team to lead us to the Promised Land.

The minor-league Moses might have looked like this one, part of a selection of religious bobbleheads at isaacbros.com.

Wife allegedly kills husband, then spends insurance money to get breasts enlarged. You'd think he would have said: "OK, honey, if you insist."

Virginia's governor pardons a convicted witch. We agree: It's not right to blame a woman for rotten crops and miscarriages just because she wears pants. But how come it took 300 years to figure this out?

Calif. court forgives woman, 82, for shuffling too slowly across a busy street. Her jaywalking ticket was for $114. (Works out to 50 cents a minute? ... Should have fined everybody who wouldn't help her carry her groceries.) It's jail, however, for a wanted guy on rollerblades who hit 50 m.p.h. while getting towed along by a car.

British woman, 62, gives birth. But it's not the world's record.

Blogger uses series of trades to turn one red paper clip into a house! Quick, let's hook him up with Billy King. Imagine what this guy could do with Allen Iverson.

Finally, a little video. It's news only in the sense that you've probably never seen anything quite like this before. It's a spoof of Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" from www.myspace.com/shakiraspoof.


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