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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Weekly Wacky Web Scoreboard: The Animals Are Winning! 

Once upon a time there were three PETA workers. Their totally legal names were goveg.com, kentuckyfriedcruelty.org and ringlingbeatsanimals.com. (Does PETA stand for People Eager for Tons of Attention?) Now, get-the-word-out mission accomplished, two of them have changed their names back. But not ringlingbeatsanimals.com, who, you might have guessed, is off to L.A. to pursue a career in films. Yes, we should treat animals ethically. They're smarter than humans. Or soon will be. As the rest of these items prove:

Online dating is planned for orangutans. Now it begins: The real Planet of the Apes.

At right: A terrorist monkey cell in China proudly displays a bomb fashioned from household chemicals. Chillingly, it's disguised as an innocent-looking pink frozen treat. Unless that's what it actually is.

Jokers collect taco sauce packets for three years and then give them all back to Taco Bell! Boy, some be raised clever in Indiana!

When Tree Rats Attack: Squirrel knocks out power, also in the Taco Sauce Packet Hoarding State.

When Tree Rats Attack II: People-biting varmint terrorizes Florida town, and it doesn't have rabies.

Holy cow! Pet mini cows!

Chicken switches teams: Cockadoodle-switcheroo!

And as we all know, coming to a theater near you ...



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